Three Way.
This should also be called: Lazy Blog.
Basically it's been an assraping Monday-but I definitely had a brief moment of clarity- I was able to chat with B and E. Definitely a highlight to the day!
B = friend, lover of felines, partner in high crime, ex-coworker x's dos (meaning we worked together at 2 previous jobs)
E = casual acquaintance, future ghost sex-er, a favorite text buddy, used to work with B and I at a previous job
me: now its a party
E: aw jeez
B: oh my god THREEWAY!
me: no aw jeez- all weekend no vids!
YES!! finally. I knew this would happen one day (in regards to 3way)
B: I'm gonna be honest here. I don't know how I feel about this.
E: why?
me: 3way? or E not supplying the ghost sex tape?
B: Yes. Yes to all of it.
me: dude, it was bound to happen...and E will fall asleep in about 2 secs...and then you and I can discuss Bones n' shit
E: no smoke?
B: Yeah (Honey T/me), this isn't one instant where you can make an exception to the tule?
HA
rule, rather.
....hahaha, tule.
E: do you guys just wanna have your own convo and leave me out
me: never E, chat..
E: why do you have to bring me into this, I'm busy
B: and what, I'm sitting on my thumb? I'm booking like, eight conference rooms right now!
me: dude, ordering oxfords from abercrombie & fitch ain't work, yo
E: yea but it makes me look busy
me: ....i was busy...and now i am not
B: (Honey T/me) look at E pretending like he doesn't love this.
me: I KNOW! he gets 1 year older and 1 chest hair n' thinks he's the shit
B: this is what happens when your girlfriend has yet to become a woman. You get notions.
E: ...and a ball hair. oh btw home boy is single and ready to mingle. hide yo daughters hide yo wives
me: good for you E! we should go for dacquiri's!! ebomb's rapin everybody!
B: Whoa dude - I'll sound the alarm!
me: hahahaahha
B: he needs practice - hence the ghost sex!
E: now it all makes sense
me: yes! especially if you ever plan on dating WOMEN and not 12 yr olds. sex game has to be tizzight.
B: See? We're secretly helping you all along.
me: like fairy godmothers n' shit
E: its like a cycle
me: cycle?
E: yea why dont you fairy godmothers hook up boy up then
me: well what's your type? amish? kim kardashian-ish (i.e. whore), blondes? black chicks? ricans?
E: thin blond chicks. what are you working with...got anything in stock? and you know i am with the age... like to have one hand in the cradle
B: I think we should set him up with that mormon girl who was kidnapped.
Elizabeth Smart. She plays the harp and was a sex slave.
E: ewww! thats messed up, i feel dirty
B: what? Kidnapped girls need love too, E.
E: not from me
me: seriously
E: i'm looking for a girl with a degree
me: and she won't mind the ghost sex-she's seen worse
B: Elizabeth Smart graduated from BYU. She's smart, dude!
me: holla!
E: yea but shes a freak. like messed up
me: she prolly doesn't mind a good donkey punch either
B: I thought dude's were into baggage!
me: me too
E: not me so much. i'm more of the nice girl from a good family that enjoys sailing, and red wine
me: hmmm hence 12 yr olds. hhahhahahhahahhaha- i mean..uh huunh
E: wait (Honey T/me) "mee too" that means you enjoy a donkey punch from time to time too?
B: so you want to date the idea of j crew model?
E: yea why not? dont you?
me: no, i meant i thought men were into baggage as well
no, white people suck
E: uh huhhhh
me: except for B of course
E: i hate white ppl
B: it's true, I am awesome.
E: i voted for obama
me: hahahhahaha HAHAHHAHAHA
E: hah
me: and now you regret it teabagger!
B: E aren't you Muslim?
E: WAS! muslim now jew! shalom biotch
B: whoa, that just happened.
me: okay...B, i am thinking a girl who goes to like nyu but works at sephora and seriously reads them shopaholic books like literature.
shalom!!
E: wait who is this girl?
me: the girl B and i are going to find for you when we're not out getting deeply dicked.
E: and yes, i would def date a girl that owns confessions of a shopaholic dvd collectors edition
me: see!
B: I was gonna say - I have no time to get
E ass! I need to get myself ass!
E: your a girl getting ass is easy, open your legs
me: puhlease- there's a difference between getting ass and getting deeply dicked
B: whoa dude.
E: yea
B: crap - guys, I've gotta cheese it for a bit - work beckons.
E: lemme know what you find. ill be here
me: yeah and i've gotta get my afternoon fix. brb. E will see what i see on the streets.
E: ok cool
Basically it's been an assraping Monday-but I definitely had a brief moment of clarity- I was able to chat with B and E. Definitely a highlight to the day!
B = friend, lover of felines, partner in high crime, ex-coworker x's dos (meaning we worked together at 2 previous jobs)
E = casual acquaintance, future ghost sex-er, a favorite text buddy, used to work with B and I at a previous job
me: now its a party
E: aw jeez
B: oh my god THREEWAY!
me: no aw jeez- all weekend no vids!
YES!! finally. I knew this would happen one day (in regards to 3way)
B: I'm gonna be honest here. I don't know how I feel about this.
E: why?
me: 3way? or E not supplying the ghost sex tape?
B: Yes. Yes to all of it.
me: dude, it was bound to happen...and E will fall asleep in about 2 secs...and then you and I can discuss Bones n' shit
E: no smoke?
B: Yeah (Honey T/me), this isn't one instant where you can make an exception to the tule?
HA
rule, rather.
....hahaha, tule.
E: do you guys just wanna have your own convo and leave me out
me: never E, chat..
E: why do you have to bring me into this, I'm busy
B: and what, I'm sitting on my thumb? I'm booking like, eight conference rooms right now!
me: dude, ordering oxfords from abercrombie & fitch ain't work, yo
E: yea but it makes me look busy
me: ....i was busy...and now i am not
B: (Honey T/me) look at E pretending like he doesn't love this.
me: I KNOW! he gets 1 year older and 1 chest hair n' thinks he's the shit
B: this is what happens when your girlfriend has yet to become a woman. You get notions.
E: ...and a ball hair. oh btw home boy is single and ready to mingle. hide yo daughters hide yo wives
me: good for you E! we should go for dacquiri's!! ebomb's rapin everybody!
B: Whoa dude - I'll sound the alarm!
me: hahahaahha
B: he needs practice - hence the ghost sex!
E: now it all makes sense
me: yes! especially if you ever plan on dating WOMEN and not 12 yr olds. sex game has to be tizzight.
B: See? We're secretly helping you all along.
me: like fairy godmothers n' shit
E: its like a cycle
me: cycle?
E: yea why dont you fairy godmothers hook up boy up then
me: well what's your type? amish? kim kardashian-ish (i.e. whore), blondes? black chicks? ricans?
E: thin blond chicks. what are you working with...got anything in stock? and you know i am with the age... like to have one hand in the cradle
B: I think we should set him up with that mormon girl who was kidnapped.
Elizabeth Smart. She plays the harp and was a sex slave.
E: ewww! thats messed up, i feel dirty
B: what? Kidnapped girls need love too, E.
E: not from me
me: seriously
E: i'm looking for a girl with a degree
me: and she won't mind the ghost sex-she's seen worse
B: Elizabeth Smart graduated from BYU. She's smart, dude!
me: holla!
E: yea but shes a freak. like messed up
me: she prolly doesn't mind a good donkey punch either
B: I thought dude's were into baggage!
me: me too
E: not me so much. i'm more of the nice girl from a good family that enjoys sailing, and red wine
me: hmmm hence 12 yr olds. hhahhahahhahahhaha- i mean..uh huunh
E: wait (Honey T/me) "mee too" that means you enjoy a donkey punch from time to time too?
B: so you want to date the idea of j crew model?
E: yea why not? dont you?
me: no, i meant i thought men were into baggage as well
no, white people suck
E: uh huhhhh
me: except for B of course
E: i hate white ppl
B: it's true, I am awesome.
E: i voted for obama
me: hahahhahaha HAHAHHAHAHA
E: hah
me: and now you regret it teabagger!
B: E aren't you Muslim?
E: WAS! muslim now jew! shalom biotch
B: whoa, that just happened.
me: okay...B, i am thinking a girl who goes to like nyu but works at sephora and seriously reads them shopaholic books like literature.
shalom!!
E: wait who is this girl?
me: the girl B and i are going to find for you when we're not out getting deeply dicked.
E: and yes, i would def date a girl that owns confessions of a shopaholic dvd collectors edition
me: see!
B: I was gonna say - I have no time to get
E ass! I need to get myself ass!
E: your a girl getting ass is easy, open your legs
me: puhlease- there's a difference between getting ass and getting deeply dicked
B: whoa dude.
E: yea
B: crap - guys, I've gotta cheese it for a bit - work beckons.
E: lemme know what you find. ill be here
me: yeah and i've gotta get my afternoon fix. brb. E will see what i see on the streets.
E: ok cool
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