New Vocab: Ho Stroll
2012.
Wow, it has been a bitch wearing spiked heels and kicking you in the vagina-which would hurt if you have a vag. Sure, there have been amazing moments, but then there are moments that I've needed to cope using varying degrees of alcohol consumption. Alcohol, laughter with a friend(s) and fresh air...
Ho Stroll.
A Ho Stroll is basically me and my peeps stopping at our new jumpoff...that I am going to be very icognito about because I love this place and if I see a bunch of assholes wasting my flava, imma go 2012 on dat ass!
...okay, so the jumpoff is this amazingly cheap Mexican hole in a wall that allows you to take your frozen margarita TO GO! Flavored frozen magaritas. Plastic cup. Straw. TO GO!
We grab our dranks, choose a direction and begin our stroll! It almost always involves us stopping and saying to each other: I am so drunk right now.
Sometimes we make passes at sexy people, and most of the time we just have deep talks about life.
Ho Stroll's are a great way to enjoy a summers day...and I am going to try to make a winter Ho Stroll with some hot cocoa...and nips of Bailey's or somethin' because the KEY to a Ho Stroll is alcohol. I mean, you need people and legs to walk with, but alcohol is needed. All the elements to a Ho Stroll are pretty key and much needed.
People, drank and walking.
Ho Stroll, make it happen!
Wow, it has been a bitch wearing spiked heels and kicking you in the vagina-which would hurt if you have a vag. Sure, there have been amazing moments, but then there are moments that I've needed to cope using varying degrees of alcohol consumption. Alcohol, laughter with a friend(s) and fresh air...
Ho Stroll.
A Ho Stroll is basically me and my peeps stopping at our new jumpoff...that I am going to be very icognito about because I love this place and if I see a bunch of assholes wasting my flava, imma go 2012 on dat ass!
...okay, so the jumpoff is this amazingly cheap Mexican hole in a wall that allows you to take your frozen margarita TO GO! Flavored frozen magaritas. Plastic cup. Straw. TO GO!
We grab our dranks, choose a direction and begin our stroll! It almost always involves us stopping and saying to each other: I am so drunk right now.
Sometimes we make passes at sexy people, and most of the time we just have deep talks about life.
Ho Stroll's are a great way to enjoy a summers day...and I am going to try to make a winter Ho Stroll with some hot cocoa...and nips of Bailey's or somethin' because the KEY to a Ho Stroll is alcohol. I mean, you need people and legs to walk with, but alcohol is needed. All the elements to a Ho Stroll are pretty key and much needed.
People, drank and walking.
Ho Stroll, make it happen!
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