Wash. Your. Ass.

**LIFE...I know it has been a minute and I come back with this....but it has been weighing heavy on my heart.  I will try to be more  consistent but try making the world a lil less sucky**

There have been a few too many 'Twitter thread think pieces' where people defend not washing themselves.  It started with the legs...then they disclosed how only certain body parts really needed to be washed regularly. 
Recently, a brave soul proclaimed to not wash their hair- at all.  They simply do not use shampoo.  They just use conditioner every couple of days.
People exclaim 'not all (white) people'!! ...and that is true because there are a number of black people who adhere to this 'non washing ass' thing that is happening.
Imma just say that A LOT of people adhere to this disgusting habit because I SMELL YOU.  I smell your funky covered in layers of dead skin cells ass body.  I smell your greasy ass scalp with its buildup. I fuckin' smell you.
I have a list of reasons for my innate hatred of people ( I don't just pull it from my washed ass)- on the list is they are: disgusting and they smell.

I don't give a frizzy fuck about water conservation or saving energy- WASH YOUR ASS.  Wash the entirety of your body. All the parts should be cleaned.  People literally have proclaimed that because CLOTHING is covering your body that it is not getting dirty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  What toddler logic is this????  I will never understand why people are resistant to washing themselves and I wouldn't be so passionate about it if it didn't affect me...because remember...I CAN SMELL YOU.

Let me end it on this....about a year and a half ago I was deathly sick...weak...swollen...practically the walking dead....and you know what I did on a daily basis....
Just guess....
I WASHED MY ASS!!!
In conclusion, fuck you and get a WASH CLOTH, some type of soap/shampoo and CLEANSE YOURSELF...or never leave your house.

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