Don't Read US Weekly Before Bed

I had a dream I was in back of a car being driven by Kanye with Kim in the passenger seat.  I was in the backseat holding North.  North was still a baby but could speak...like complete sentences.  Obviously she was more intelligent than her mom and less cray than her dad so we were able to have a conversation...though I can't remember WHAT it was about.  I just know she was perturbed I kept poking at her chubby thighs.

....besides random celeb-filled dreams, I have been going through IT so I have slacked on my summer romance series.  I have two final installments.  Please expect them and expect to TOUCH yourself!

Soon.