When In Rome...
....or in Buffalo and you have a hotel room with HBO- so you watch TrueBlood. Now that I am all caught up-I still feel it sucks- but I kinda wanna see what happens. Plus, Alcide aka Big Dick (Magic Mike) aka Joe Magniello is on the show and he just delights my loins.
Yeah, I saw Magic Mike. I knew it would be pointless, but I expected/hoped for some literal dick swingin'. There was none. Just an attempt at a deep plot and MATTHEW EFFIN' MCONAGHEY being fucking greasy and annoying. Channing Scrotum is still beady eyed and gross to me, but HE CAN GET IT. Put a burlap sac over his face and masking tape his mouth shut, and then enjoy the RIDE!
Giddy up.
It is was not the worst movie ever....but it was a close second or third.
Yeah, I saw Magic Mike. I knew it would be pointless, but I expected/hoped for some literal dick swingin'. There was none. Just an attempt at a deep plot and MATTHEW EFFIN' MCONAGHEY being fucking greasy and annoying. Channing Scrotum is still beady eyed and gross to me, but HE CAN GET IT. Put a burlap sac over his face and masking tape his mouth shut, and then enjoy the RIDE!
Giddy up.
It is was not the worst movie ever....but it was a close second or third.
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