Friday, March 29, 2013

You Don't Know My Life: Walking Scandal!

Welcome to a new chapter I am adding to the Chronicles titled: You Don't Know My Life.  This will be where I write about various TV programs I watch.  I just have so much to say that cannot be captured on Twitter (follow me @ChronofCashmere).

I am not going to make this first time gentle, I am going to go ALL THE WAY IN by starting with the 2 shows I stop my life for: Walking Dead and Scandal.
If you haven't heard of these shows, stop reading this and go down a bottle of Clorox because you haven't been living anyway!
Exciting times are a-brewing because this Sunday is the Walking Dead season 3 finale and...well...Scandal is ALWAYS exciting.  Seriously, that show is intense!

After season 2 of Walking Dead basically putting everyone to sleep...except when we woke up two times- once when Rick shot Carol aka Activia's (my friends and I call her this because she looks like Jamie Lee Curtis...and JLC does them commercials) zombie daughter and the other time when Shane aka #22 aka my BOO was killed.  Oh shit...and when Dale died.  That was sad.  Overall though, season 2 was a sleeper.  Then season 3 came in and we were getting somewhere.  I mean they introduced my favorite-Michonne- and an interesting bad guy-The Governor.  He's interesting because he isn't powerful or smart really, just human, resourceful and calculating. He is also a sociopath.  Needless to say, he scares me more than any zombie.  Which is a common show theme- in a world filled with once living humans who want to eat you, your biggest enemy could be the living humans.
In any case, this season has been awesome.  My favorite episode was 'Clear' when Morgan reappears.  That was just...I mean the writing...and the acting...and the growth. It was all too, too much.
...but alas, all good things must come to an end.  As I am excited to see how The Governor will be killed...and hopefully Andrea will die...and maybe Daryl will cry again (Daryl crying broke my cold cold black heart!)- I tell you one thing, if they do something cornball where I have to see Glen and Maggie get married in a gazebo made out of zombie bones, I will not.be.pleased!

SIDEBAR: I should also say my TV rundown will have plentiful spoilers because I am the person who stopped watching Gossip Girl after season 1 or 2 and then just read online who Gossip Girl was, and it was just as I suspected- MAD CORNY YO! So, SPOILERS ALL DAY cuz who cares?!

I want Rick to find love with Michonne because as we have learned from Scandal, there is something 'magical' and passionate betweenst a Black womans thighs. 
Am just hoping the season ends with a BANG (of some sort) because it has been such a great season!!  Kudos Walking Dead!!

Now Scandal is just like a pint of some of that good good ice cream (that I used to eat but now I occasionally have some coconut milk ice cream)-no death and end of the world shit, but a lot of end of the world possibilities mixed in with some sex n' shit.
Season 2 has been just....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  Season 1 was awesome and now it just keeps getting better.  I live for Olivia Pope and her outfits and the way Fitz looks at her.  I mean, if a man looked me like that...I would definitely pull some Janet Jackson circa 'anytime, anyplace' scenarios.  Now Fitz is all hurt up and killin' people and not knowing who to trust.  I wanna shake him...then wrap my legs around his waist and proceed with the bump n' grind.  Then I would run n' tell Harrison what I did, and then do the same damn thing with him.  What I'm saying is, I would be a big ole slut on Capitol Hill.
There is even a Black baby this season.  You know the world of White people is made better when they let a Black baby into their lives- perhaps if Mellie birthed one, Fitz wouldn't be a mean drunk-BUT last night, did you see her go IN on him.  I did a slow clap.
Now Noel aka character from Felicity who will forever be called Noel by me but on the show is called Jake-Noel came on the scene and I didn't trust him.  There was something about how he is Fitz's boy, but has the audacity to go for 'Liv!  I get it, she is AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS, BUT Fitz is your dude.  Noel obviously knows whats up between Fitz n' Olivia.  So I knew he was bad news when he was secretly going for it with Olivia.  Then I was proven right at the end of last nights episode when we learned he may be THE MOLE and set all kinds of shit up. AHHHHHHHH.
I don't even wanna think about the Scandal season finale...I may have a heart attack!

Also, I feel like 'Liv maybe needs to date an Asian dude...or a guy from Uruguay-I mean eventually end up with Fitz- but she needs to leave the White men alone for now.  You can't replace Fitz with Noel.  You either have a Fitz or a Detective Stephen Holder (from The Killing) aka a different kind of White dude.  Same, same doesn't work for her.  Like the Black dude she was with, was basically Black Fitz and it didn't work because White Fitz was putting.it.DOWN.
Soooo 'Liv needs to take a break from maybe all the dicks...but especially the White ones until Fitz goes back in for the WIN.
Scandal,  I'll be watching you!

Now I know you are so excited to read the rest of my  TV meanderings because this shit is  written gold!

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