Tuesday, November 26, 2013

You Don't Know My Life: The One Eyed Pu**y Bandit is BAAAAAAACK!

I am just overwhelmed with thoughts.
The Walking Dead and Scandal have given me jaw ticks and have MADE MY LIFE!..They have even combined to make Scandal Dead-remember the time #MamaPope chewed through her wrists to get put in the infirmary so that she could then escape and finally see her babygirl after 20 years??!!!
Am getting ahead of myself though...

Let's start with The Walking Dead...
SO, Glenn ALMOST died and Hershel saved the day and proved how he is an amazing character...but is going to be killed.  I say this because THE GOVERNOR IS BACK BITCHES and sure he wants Michonne, but Hershel is gonna get caught in the crossfire.  Sad and true (in my head)!
Then ALL the zombies broke the gates to the prison so Rick and Carl got ta shootin'!  They bonded and Rick looked at Carl like: you know boy, you ain't got one bit of bitch in ya and yous a good shot.  (that is my attempt at writing for a Southern character)  It was a feel good moment.
With all the drama, Rick hasn't had time to tell peeps (besides Maggie) that he sent Activia (Carol) away...and when he was supposed to tell Poncho Realness (aka Daryl), he decided eat edamame with Carl instead.

Phillip/Brian/The One Eyed Pussy Bandit is BACK suckas and he was fittin' to change.  The Governor realized he may have gone bit cray with the killing n' shit so he decides to pretty much kill himself, but then he sees  a lil girl and that all changes!
It was great seeing his back story n' all, but I still don't get how chicks are so quick to give him the 'nani?!  Maybe it's that psychopath charisma or something.  I dunno.
Anywho, so originally The Governor had two sidekicks- the Black dude and the Spanish dude.  They eventually leave him and then The Governor goes on a 'kill myself' journey.  After finding hope again by acquiring himself another family- which includes a spunky lil lesbian sister- The One Eyed Pussy Bandit runs into the Spanish dude aka Martinez again.  Martinez being the dumb ass he is, doesn't sell The Governor out and takes him into the camp he's running....
I'm going to get a tad deep here folks.
There is a certain psychology going on here.  A psychology that is deep within colored folks who no matter WHAT will 'serve'/oblige their White counterpart- sometimes even above their colored counterparts.  Sure, we're in a whole new world here with the zombie apocalypse, but you mean to tell me that Martinez didn't watch The One Eyed Pussy Bandit shoot up all 'their people' and not feel some type of way?
Even in a world where the rules bend, this was just not a good thing.  Which leads me to think that when Martinez had a choice on whether or not to shoot The Governor in a pit, and chose to not only not shoot him, he hides who he really is AND THEN offers to make him co-leader of the new camp...
WTF?!  That's that 'White is right' psychology right there...
OR Martinez isn't the best person or the smartest, and didn't find too much wrong with killing  a bunch of his people and thought he was helping an old buddy hide his psychopath life.  So he basically made his death wish!  Which The Governor fulfilled by hitting him on the head with a golf club and then dragging him into a ditch filled with zombies- one of the BEST killings on that show by the way!

Now through a series of killings, The Governor is now the leader of Martinez's camp and now he wants to go back to the prison and take over Rick's camp.  *sigh*  Back to square one.  Another turf war where many will die and prolonging some hot swirly sex between Daryl and Michonne.
That would've been an amazing segue into Scandal but this is just so long I will write about Scandal tomorrow.  Promise!

This weekend is the mid-season finale and then I think the show doesn't come back till January or February...BLEAH.  My only prediction is that Hershel will die and my only wish is for swirly sex.


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