The Bone List: Dead Sexy
With the recent death of Paul Walker, I have decided to create a Bone List that involves dead men I would totally bone...when/if they were alive. Paul would've been on my Bone List anyways, but his untimely death has inspired this list of doable spirit men.
Being respectful of the dead is a priority with me as I don't want to be haunted so there will be no help from Paula Deen or Robin Thicke to create Ghost-like moments to enhance the mood. #Respect
Lemme start with Paul Walker....
He was always on my radar even though I only saw like one Fast and Furious movie AND I am not into blond hair and blue eyes aka that Aryan whitey-white look. There was just something about his face though. I also enjoyed that you would only hear about him when his movies came out, he was never out in the club snortin' coke off a Kardashian's labia or anything. Being a fairly private person myself, I appreciated that.
...also, let's face it- dude was DREAMY. He just reminded me of a warm Cali sunset. Just sitting on a beach blanket sipping coconut water and talking about dolphins...that is what he makes me feel like!
Paul wasn't someone I 'sweated' on the regs but I always enjoyed him...and always enjoyed looking at him. #RIP
Next up on this sexy souuuuulll train (literally) is Tupac....
Er'body needs a lil intelligent thug in their life and Tupac was mine. He was charming, smart, rude, funny and one of the few actor/rappers that didn't annoy me! He made me feel like I could sip some type of liquor from a paper bag while he read Keats to me. I loved that he was a trouble maker and hate that he was killed by Diddy...or Suge Knight.
#RIP
Um, THIS Michael Jackson....
Sure, when he was this MJ I was too young to think up sexual fantasies, but BOY did I have a crush on him. He was about 1 or 2 nose jobs in, just had the embarrassing jherri curl and had the beautiful skin tone. I had his stickers all on my notebooks. I thought we could hold hands and just sip milkshakes or something...maybe throw in a Super Mario game. A little Honey T had dreams, yo!
#RIP
Finally...Mr. Paul Newman...
Granted, I only saw older Paul Newman in my youth, but I always had a thing for him. Something deep and soulful in them eyes. I loved how much he loved his wife and his salad dressings are legit. He just seemed like a real stand-up guy that would make a pleasant lover if he wasn't married and I was old enough for those types of things.
#RIP
*Le sigh* This list just made me and my loins really sad.
Being respectful of the dead is a priority with me as I don't want to be haunted so there will be no help from Paula Deen or Robin Thicke to create Ghost-like moments to enhance the mood. #Respect
Lemme start with Paul Walker....
He was always on my radar even though I only saw like one Fast and Furious movie AND I am not into blond hair and blue eyes aka that Aryan whitey-white look. There was just something about his face though. I also enjoyed that you would only hear about him when his movies came out, he was never out in the club snortin' coke off a Kardashian's labia or anything. Being a fairly private person myself, I appreciated that.
...also, let's face it- dude was DREAMY. He just reminded me of a warm Cali sunset. Just sitting on a beach blanket sipping coconut water and talking about dolphins...that is what he makes me feel like!
Paul wasn't someone I 'sweated' on the regs but I always enjoyed him...and always enjoyed looking at him. #RIP
Next up on this sexy souuuuulll train (literally) is Tupac....
Er'body needs a lil intelligent thug in their life and Tupac was mine. He was charming, smart, rude, funny and one of the few actor/rappers that didn't annoy me! He made me feel like I could sip some type of liquor from a paper bag while he read Keats to me. I loved that he was a trouble maker and hate that he was killed by Diddy...or Suge Knight.
#RIP
Um, THIS Michael Jackson....
Sure, when he was this MJ I was too young to think up sexual fantasies, but BOY did I have a crush on him. He was about 1 or 2 nose jobs in, just had the embarrassing jherri curl and had the beautiful skin tone. I had his stickers all on my notebooks. I thought we could hold hands and just sip milkshakes or something...maybe throw in a Super Mario game. A little Honey T had dreams, yo!
#RIP
Finally...Mr. Paul Newman...
Granted, I only saw older Paul Newman in my youth, but I always had a thing for him. Something deep and soulful in them eyes. I loved how much he loved his wife and his salad dressings are legit. He just seemed like a real stand-up guy that would make a pleasant lover if he wasn't married and I was old enough for those types of things.
#RIP
*Le sigh* This list just made me and my loins really sad.
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