SO when I went to see 47 Ronin I thought J Cole was sitting next to me with his mom. This is funny for many reasons...
- His 'mom' was White and I was like 'I didn't know J Cole was biracial.'
- The reason I probably didn't know J Cole was biracial is because I give next to no fucks about him.
- I mean, I have like one of his songs on my iPod, but he is a mere blip on my radar.
- When I thought he was sitting next to me...and kept looking at me like we maybe knew each other, I felt myself blush.
- This is when I realized I have 'Amber Rose' tendencies and may be thirsty for that rapper dick.