Tuesday, October 8, 2013

The Times I Went To See Movies Then Forgot to Review Them!

Oh man.  I slack!

Okay, first things first, I saw Lovelace...


I give it 2 twerks and 3 bitches with no gag reflex.  I laughed, I learned something knew and m'girl Nicole and I ate the most amazing truffle popcorn EVER!!!  Have never finished a bag of popcorn IN MY LIFE, but I did during this movie experience.  Also, Amanda Seyfried is on my 'enjoyable' list.  I don't mind her as an actress at all!

Then I saw The Grandmaster...



This movie had EVERYTHING- style, martial artistry, hot Asians and beautiful cinematography.  The storyline was easy to follow and the fight scenes were spectacular.  I mostly remember this amazing fur collared coat Zhang Ziyi wore...it was like the HBIC of luxuriousness.  I give this  movie 4 helicopter kicks and 3 dim sum experiences.


Whew, I am ALMOST caught up-I saw Don Jon two weekends ago...



I haven't really admitted this, but I find myself attracted to Joseph Gordon Levitt which is odd because he is squinty, seems short and might be gay. In any case, there is just something about him and after seeing this movie I get what IT is...he seems smart, aware and not to be a total dick.  The movie was about connecting and how we the people of this highly tech savvy, connecting age are really not connecting at ALL.  In between though, I got to look at J Gordon Lev's HOT ASS BODY!  Dayum. 
I give this movie 3 smooth stroking jack-offs (because the main character in the movie loved jacking off to internet porn) and 3 pull-ups (some type of work out term...people can do these I think).


Finally, last weekend I went to see Baggage Claim...



I'd like to think I saw this to support the 'Black romantic comedy', but mostly I saw it for all the FINE ASS MEN in the movie.  Mostly Boris Kodjoe and Derek Luke though....I have never been into Taye Diggs.  Strangely Adam Brody (of The O.C. fame) was in this movie and I like his hands for some reason.  He is a little cute too.  Mainly, I wasn't offended by Jill Scott's acting...I find she over-acts most of the time.
Paula Patton was cute and awkward...and it all worked.  This was a predictable rom-com and I was thoroughly entertained.  I give this movie 4 neck twists and 3 soul claps.

Whew...now to catch up on my TV reviews.  I will have my review of all the Fall season premieres of the shows I watch-more importantly SCANDAL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

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