Monday, December 3, 2012

As The (Online) Dating World Turns: Chat Swag

I am willing to admit when it's me.  Especially when it's so blatantly obvious.  It's me.  I am too AWESOME.

Finally getting passed the emailing phase- well not getting turned off by bad vocabulary or feeling like I would wake up dead in a refrigerator if I went out with this dude....
Where was I?
Ah, yes. We chatted on the phone like we were 15 n' shit.  It was cute...and I didn't hate him.  He even said: I can't believe I don't know you yet.

Then it was the holiday...and we texted a few times....then I was busy or sleeping...something....and that was that.
I must've stopped texting the now we no longer communicate.  Perhaps my 'chat swag' is lame or I was supposed to text a pic of my vagina or something.  Have no idea what is appropriate in these times.
It also doesn't help that I don't like people...until they give me a reason to like them or to continue on my path of dislike.

So that's that.  I've decided my approach to dating will be as such: a) smile...maybe  b) respond...if I feel like it  c) stop thinking that Idris Elba is going to read my ramblings and feel himself go erect...with a need for me so strong it defies all the ho's who straddle him on the daily.

Oh so I have some definite names for the kittens I am going to get who will grow with me into my menopausal years: Cleopatra Jones, Bojangles, Angelina Jolie, Prince, Edward Cullen and Gator.  That's all I've got so far!


  1. Dude, just pick up where you left off!!

  2. ... I would have to care or something. I need to get myself together cuz I just don't care enough,

  3. Same here.... sigh.

  4. I've run into some real crappy people on dating sites. What they say in their profile isn't true at all. I was wondering if there was a website where people blog the truth about some of these fakes and I found it's actually more of a social network thing for people who would like to meet travel mates from different countries. The good thing about it is that it's totally secure because they have the feature of video chatting with these girls so you'll not share your personal contacts unless you're 100% sure , One thing that I really liked was the tips on how to avoid scam and fraud.