...And Another Thing!!

As not to alienate my male readers, I don't mention periods n' shit.
Okay, I don't mention that ish because why talk about it??? It happens, it's not fun, move on.
I am mentioning it now because this whole women like pretty things thing is ridiculous!
Do you know there are maxi-pads that have floral details. Like on the pad and packaging??! Why? Is it because women like flowers n' shit???
Listen, during my bleeding days, I could give a FUCK about a flower. Unless them flowers are going to reach up into my vaginal cavity and shake my uterus into submission- I have NO FRIGGIN' USE FOR THEM ON MY MAXI-PAD!!

That's all.