Some Things I Learned This Summer by Me
1) Dear Mosquito’s,
You win.
Always,
Honey T
2) How to drink whiskey thanks to Jennifer D. (topshelf tastes), and countless others who drove me to it.
3) No excuses. Show n’ prove.
4) I don’t have to drink (Patron) to have a good time-no, no. Already knew this, but being broke mostly, helped to reinforce this and strengthen my LOVELY personality skills.
5) Um, Lady Gaga is worthy of a swift kick to the throat (3 times), but I own her CD. Yeah.
6) Dudes don’t *heart* me.
7) My peeps *heart* me.
8) I *heart* dudes.
9) Having no money/stable job doesn’t mean your summer has to suck!! Don’t get me wrong, the summer was TOUGH, but it wasn’t a total waste. Just proves good people and a fighting spirit goes a LONG way.
10) Drake-the new rapper, part of Lil Wayne’s band of semen guzzlers AKA Young Money or whatnot-is OVERRATED. Not just overrated, he SUCKS. He has no charisma. No…hutzspah (sp). I tried to rally for him-him being light skinned n’ all-but no dice. He is wack…and that is, just the way it is.
11) Reality shows have gotten…meh. Well the ones I used to enjoy watching. Top Chef= meh, will keep as background noise as I research quirky news stories. Real Housewives of Atlanta= meh, will watch for Dwight! Project Runway= double meh, stopped watching.
12) When I was younger I was considered a people person, have realized I don’t like people and am becoming more n’ more anti-social.
13) Shit is real. Really real.
14) Priceless- friends, new and old…makes a schmuck like myself feel like I am doing SOMETHING right.
15) My bro is growing up. Aww, I changed his diapers…well once.
16) Brunches are forever.
17) I get in my own way. Be prepared, I am coming out guns blazing!
18) My hair is the most gangsta bitch I know. Does what it wants, when it wants and is all like boo yaa, bitch!!
19) Maxwell, always n’ forever.
Am sure I learned some more, but can’t remember due to vodka intake.
You win.
Always,
Honey T
2) How to drink whiskey thanks to Jennifer D. (topshelf tastes), and countless others who drove me to it.
3) No excuses. Show n’ prove.
4) I don’t have to drink (Patron) to have a good time-no, no. Already knew this, but being broke mostly, helped to reinforce this and strengthen my LOVELY personality skills.
5) Um, Lady Gaga is worthy of a swift kick to the throat (3 times), but I own her CD. Yeah.
6) Dudes don’t *heart* me.
7) My peeps *heart* me.
8) I *heart* dudes.
9) Having no money/stable job doesn’t mean your summer has to suck!! Don’t get me wrong, the summer was TOUGH, but it wasn’t a total waste. Just proves good people and a fighting spirit goes a LONG way.
10) Drake-the new rapper, part of Lil Wayne’s band of semen guzzlers AKA Young Money or whatnot-is OVERRATED. Not just overrated, he SUCKS. He has no charisma. No…hutzspah (sp). I tried to rally for him-him being light skinned n’ all-but no dice. He is wack…and that is, just the way it is.
11) Reality shows have gotten…meh. Well the ones I used to enjoy watching. Top Chef= meh, will keep as background noise as I research quirky news stories. Real Housewives of Atlanta= meh, will watch for Dwight! Project Runway= double meh, stopped watching.
12) When I was younger I was considered a people person, have realized I don’t like people and am becoming more n’ more anti-social.
13) Shit is real. Really real.
14) Priceless- friends, new and old…makes a schmuck like myself feel like I am doing SOMETHING right.
15) My bro is growing up. Aww, I changed his diapers…well once.
16) Brunches are forever.
17) I get in my own way. Be prepared, I am coming out guns blazing!
18) My hair is the most gangsta bitch I know. Does what it wants, when it wants and is all like boo yaa, bitch!!
19) Maxwell, always n’ forever.
Am sure I learned some more, but can’t remember due to vodka intake.
not a bad summer, all in all!
ReplyDeletenot at all! all about keepin' the head up and numbing with alcohol! HA!!!!
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